Selected emails that I felt were amusing, for a variety of reasons

Selected emails that I felt were amusing, for a variety of reasons. Written starting from 3am Friday morning in reverse chronological order.

What wonderful news! I'm so excited for the two of you. My first friends

to have twins! Leave it to Val to always do things to the extreme.

Enjoy the many sleepless nights ahead.

Morry

Based on the rightmost picture, the male infant does not seem to like you.

Why is this the case?

Mazal Tov, once again.

Steven Bekhor

so you DID know you were having twins- so why did you

tell me that "the baby is 6 and a half pounds and ready

to be born any day?" hmmmmm? THE baby? tisk tisk. though

looking at the pic of valerie it was pretty obvious she

was carrying more than 6 and a half pounds of baby

around!

-Jen Badik

Mazel tov !! I just read Rabbi Katz's e-mail. You must be very happy and tired. I like your Web site btw. (I think with twins you fulfill the mitzvah of "Be fruitful and multiply")

Anyway, whatever name you decide I am sure will be great. But you should make sure to give one of them a middle name starting with K:)

Mazel tov again

Dave Novich

I heard through the grapevine, and then saw the pictures for myself on

your website. This is wonderful! The babies are gorgeous, and I can't

believe how HUGE they are. Val, you have my sympathy on that one.
-Julie Schames

Many congrats! I've got to hurry up with that blanket. (I think might have

to get some Ben Gay to limber up my knitting muscles....)

The babies are enormous! Twins coming in at 7+ and basically 7! Val must

have been absolutely huge!!!!

love the web pics. Keep it up proud papa!

-Dale Hwang

Congratulations! I don't know what any of these Jewish events your talking

about mean, but I'm sure that they will all be very exciting. Happy holidays

and again congratulations!

MARC Brozovich

Next time, you will believe me.

Mazal Tov.

-Steven Bekhor ( referring to the following email mailed on Sunday)

When do you expect your daughter to be delivered? I have not heard many

details about this?

-Steven Bekhor

okaY

NOW i looked at your web site

and am trying not to cry

as i am in this

public sort of place-

aww

who cares

sniff sniff

SNIFFFFFF

blubber

they're all really beautiful

and i can't WAIT to meet

the new FAM

love deb Houben

Wow! Miles they are soooooo beautiful! (and big for twins!) Congrats

congrats to you and Valerie.

Enjoy the vacation with the new "supersized" family.

-Rachel Morris

I knew you all were being fishy when I felt two spots that both felt

like heads.

I wish you many congratulations and much joy!!

-Evonne :)

BLOODY HELL!!

TWINS!!

How the bloody heck is it that I am always the last to know!!

-Andy German

miles miles miles miles

i love YOU

and your new babies TOO

and val

is my pal

she keeeeeps me going

i am going to try

to come to the bris

what do you think?

is anyone

coming from my general area?

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i mean

i know

you must be busting your buttons

but i have to admit

i'm pretty happy myself

and

i think i popped a snap or two

hmmmm

maybe that was the soup i had for dinner

whatever

i am attributing it

to the birth

of TWINS!!!!!!!!!

-lovelovelovedeb

tara and i will be in israel during the mila, but we will come over and coo

when we get back halfway through january!

mazal tov

sam Goldstein ( Hopkins alum)

CUTE !!!!!!

-Rabbi Wasserman

I just went to you web site and read your story about how you met and got

engaged. Just wild! Extremely funny, well-written, and downright fun to

read.

Mazel Tov again.

Michael Braitman

CONGRATS!!!!

did you know you were having twins? why didn't you say

anything??? i just finished a baby blanket today- but

thats the thing- A baby blanket- and now you need more

than 1!!!! of course i am sure you are getting plenty-

the pics wont come up on my parents computer from your

web site- can you email them to me if you get a chance? i

will mail the blanket out tomm. just called jenny and

woke her up to tell her. we will definitly come see the

babies in january! unfortunatly now i am in california.

did you get to take the shelf exam? so many questions!!!

yesher koach to you and valerie (especially val- TWINS!!)

jen

Then, I must have written at the correct time.

-Steven Bekhor -